even late at night when no one’s there to see ya
well it’s still not right to rummage through the living room
christmastime is right around the corner
and its brick outside
but still let’s holiday away from our roach consumed apartment
think this snowstorm should suffice
sacrifice our warmth and figure out
what’s good and bad advice

i probably have to work
but if not i’ll be there with bells on
and we can go berserk on each other ripping wrapping paper
we can go nuts over an open fire
we can go outside and build a snowman that looks just like
a kid that you and i might really make
nuts over an open fire
we can go wild we can do anything we like
i like the thermostat at sixty nine
i like you sitting real close like the way you break the ice

i had to microwave thanksgiving
i was where i didn't want to be last halloween, and that's scary
just wanna be home for christmas
just wanna be home for christmas eve
follow my chattering teeth and you’ll find
frozen in a snowbank caught in a snowball fight
it’s not that rare but i really like
when two snowballs collide
gotta get my health insurance figured out real fast
gotta get a couple parts of myself looked at
gotta get this forty five degree trajectory just right

that’s right and haunt a new apartment
making spirit-like
might just fuck around and hover
standing still still moved by ice

boric acid do your trick fire in the hole
powder from the bottle in the back of the cabinet
boric acid do your trick powder in the hole
fire in the bottom of the bag in my pocket

on comet on cupid on donner on blitzen
i vomit they flee from the dishonored kitchen oh
i didn’t think it’d get that bad
but i did a good job letting roaches flood the pad
homemade snowflakes
to eradicate
shake no same shapes

global warming do your trick make it hot as shit
temp is set to rise a bit listen
the present is a gift but the list diminishes and the quick approaching future is a flaming abyss

and we'll go nuts over an open fire
we can go outside and build a snowman that looks just like
a kid that you and i might really make
nuts over an open fire
we can go wild we can do anything we like
i like the thermostat at sixty nine
i like you sitting real close like the way you break the ice

nuts over an open fire
we can go outside and build a snowman that looks just like
a kid that you and i might really make
nuts over an open fire
we can go wild we can do anything we like
i like the thermostat at sixty nine
i like you sitting real close like the way you break the ice